Gimme an “O” for Oracle

written by Maurice

- February 5th, 2010

jrew.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close F*cking jrew, I thought. It’s responsible for every software crash and blue screen of death since the dawn of man!!” “Sugar Tits!” I screamed at my assistant. “Get in here with my Mountain Dew and be prepared to stay late. We’ve got some coding to do!” [...]

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