There’s an old joke
… that ends with one character saying, “he’s gonna focus,” and another then saying, “both of us?” Which is why, I think, Samsung and Ford should rethink some of their product names. Maybe they just need to hire PR firms that have a couple of old guys on staff. Guys who are familiar with early-80s [...]
Sven, you gotta lighten up
I found this at The Huffington Post: Dutch speedskater Sven Kramer won a gold medal on the first full day of the Vancouver Olympics. Afterwards, he wasn’t too happy about a request from a reporter. [The reporter] asks Kramer, "If you can say your name and your country and what you just won here." Kramer [...]
I’m a golfing Mo-Fo
This is an e-mail I sent, a while back, to a buddy of mine with whom I used to golf. This guy saw me crank balls off clubs at impossible angles. If I was on the lip of a water hazard that was 10 yards long I’d bang the ball 5 yards into the small [...]
