The long, slow road to recovery
Well… there was a crash. And then a slow recovery. But, we’re almost back.
Continuing with the Jell-O Bath
You never realize just how little you know about Jell-O until you decide to fill a bathtub full of the stuff. Some of the things I had to consider when planning the Jell-O bath were: How many gallons of water did the typical early-80’s bathtub hold? At the time of the Jell-O bath experiment I [...]
Heath Care Reform
I spent a little bit of Monday poking around news sites. The Health Care Reform Bill hadn’t been signed by President Obama yet, but it was on the way to his desk. Comments I read, left by readers of the sites I was visiting, were mixed. On the pro-reform side you had people leaving this-is-the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread [...]
Happy Holidays
Another Field Sobriety Test
As we continue with our story… The Cincinnati police officer came over and told me he was going to give me a field sobriety test. Even though I had just practiced for the UC cops I was a bit concerned. You never know how these things might go. The officer told me he wanted me [...]
The Cincinnati Police are Called In
To bring yourself up to speed, you’ll want to start a couple of posts ago with one called Stupid Things. Now that were all on the same page. Baby, if you’ve ever wondered … wondered, whatever became of me … I’m livin’ on the air in Cincinnati … "DON’T LIE TO ME!", the angry [...]
Never Lie to The Man
… even when the man is a woman. From last time: A female University of Cincinnati police officer strolled up to the window. I let out and incredibly audible sigh that was heard for what it was. "What are you so relieved about?" the policewoman asked. "I thought you were going to be a man," [...]
The Lighthouse, Cincinnati and The Man
Alright. You’ve all read the disclaimer from the other day. The one where I say I don’t condone a lot of the stupid things I did when I was younger. Good. It was probably 1982 and a group of us had decided to go to a bar called The Lighthouse in faraway Cincinnati. Well, it [...]
Stupid Things
I am not going to defend any of the stupid things I did when I was younger. Some of them, while possibly considered stupid by others (skydiving) were rather fun. Others there is no defense for; these are the ones I lie awake at night trying to figure out how to keep my kids from [...]
On The Road Again
I took this from my cell phone not long ago as I was driving near Cincinnati. Sorry the image is so crappy. I don’t think this picture does justice to just how much it looks like someone’s drawn a penis and testicles on the Warren County water tower. It’s actually a big “W” … [...]