Never Lie to The Man
… even when the man is a woman. From last time: A female University of Cincinnati police officer strolled up to the window. I let out and incredibly audible sigh that was heard for what it was. "What are you so relieved about?" the policewoman asked. "I thought you were going to be a man," [...]
The Lighthouse, Cincinnati and The Man
Alright. You’ve all read the disclaimer from the other day. The one where I say I don’t condone a lot of the stupid things I did when I was younger. Good. It was probably 1982 and a group of us had decided to go to a bar called The Lighthouse in faraway Cincinnati. Well, it [...]
Stupid Things
I am not going to defend any of the stupid things I did when I was younger. Some of them, while possibly considered stupid by others (skydiving) were rather fun. Others there is no defense for; these are the ones I lie awake at night trying to figure out how to keep my kids from [...]
On The Road Again
I took this from my cell phone not long ago as I was driving near Cincinnati. Sorry the image is so crappy. I don’t think this picture does justice to just how much it looks like someone’s drawn a penis and testicles on the Warren County water tower. It’s actually a big “W” … [...]
Hung
I have a Dell Latitude C800 Notebook. I had to flip the unit over to make sure it was a C800; that point seems insignificant now but will make a bit more sense in just a minute. The notebook is at least six years old. About four months ago it fell out of my bag, [...]
Canada Day
Today, July 1st, is Canada Day. The day in which Canadians in Canada, and all over the world (as if they’re not spread thin enough already up there) celebrate. Celebrate… Celebrate something… Perhaps celebrate the fact their Independence Day celebration comes three days before our Independence Day celebration. Does this seem a little suspicious to [...]
My Wife’s Buddy Said This
Last night I went to MicroCenter to help a friend, Paul, find a PC. Despite my protestations he insisted on buying dinner after the shopping spree to show appreciation for my time and assistance. As we drove he asked where I’d like to eat. I jokingly suggested Columbus Gold. (And, honest to goodness, until I [...]
My First Pelvic Exam
Well, if the title wasn’t enough of a warning I’ll be a bit more clear here. This post is about a pelvic exam. One I happened to experience. My wife, Carol, was pregnant with our first child. We’d gone to see the doctor for a pre-natal visit and when my Carol’s name was called I [...]
The Trouble With Porn
Just the other day a woman friend of mine told me she’d stumbled across some porn on the Internet. As we talked she said she was put off by it and hoped that didn’t make her a prude. She also indicated she didn’t want to say too much bad about porn because, “I know you [...]
A Fresh Start
Hello Blog Readers and Welcome to Bad Tea – a blog that has very little to do with tea. Well, it’s nothing to do with tea really. The name primarily has to do with already owning the domain and it being short and easy to remember. (And typealbe using just the left hand… so long [...]
