Subway, Subway, Subway…
Is your sending cease-and-desist orders to other restaurants over their use of the word footlong supposed to give me a warm and fuzzy feeling about you?
Nobody else can use the word footlong to describe a sandwich, per your attorneys, because you invented it?
What?
This makes you look like a gigantic tool. And while the tactic is, I’m sure, supposed to gain or keep customers or something, it’s making you look like a bully.
What’s can we expect next? Crush videos featuring Jared?
You didn’t come up with the word footlong. It’s been around a good long while.
As for using strong-arm tactics as a customer-keeping strategy – good luck with that. I’ll be getting my 12-inch sandwich fix at Jersey Mike’s, Quiznos, Penn Station or one of the half-dozen or so mom-and-pops I drive by each day.
